Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hot Dog Hair Gel

Are these hot summer days causing you a lot of frizzy fly-aways?  Do you long for voluptuous curls, but can't afford fancy salon hair products?  Then look no further, because the BabyGirl has a solution for you:

Hot Dog Hair Gel!

Here's how it works:

1.  Microwave a hot dog and cut it into non-choking size pieces.
2.  Eat it with your hands.
3.  Periodically while eating, run your fingers through your hair.
4.  When you are "all done!", rub your palms on your high chair tray to pick up any lingering grease.
5.  Run your fingers through your hair again.

Guaranteed to produce an all-day curl or your money back!  After only three days of this hair treatment, the BabyGirl's hair is absolutely frizz-free.  The Hot Dog Hair Gel is infinitely superior to Herbal Essences "Totally Twisted" Curl Scrunching Gel, which the BabyGirl's mama has been using for years.

Hot Dog Hair Gel is sold at all major grocery vendors, so don't delay!  Get yours today!

3 comments:

  1. Haha! How did I never know about this remedy?

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  2. I think David may have a thing or two to teach Miriam about Pizza Rouge.

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